Teacher's Notes

Teachers usually send notes with their kids to explain why they're coming to my office. Sometimes, the hilarity of them makes my day. A sampling:

"Pls give Jane ice for her finger. She doesn't stop complaining. Mrs. D."

"Throwing up" [I like it when they're right to the point.]

"Ice for boo-boo" [Maybe the kid speaks that language, but in a note to the nurse?]

"Something stuck in ear?"

"Joe is sick." Then, an hour later, "He's still sick." [Okay, fine, he can call home.]

1 comment:

  1. Maybe she was trying to indicate it was an imaginary boo-boo?