You can't make this stuff up.
Besides tasting awful, I bet it isn't very healthy either.
Depends on if you are this thing's producer or consumer. There are "two" servings per package (even though they come out as one giant stick) and the calories per serving are 170 - so the "snack" is packing nearly 350 calories. The rest of the label I wasn't able to read because the ink was too smudged. You can read more on the product's website, and learn how it counts as TWO breads under the Child Nutrition Program! (And if it means two beds per serving, that's four per snack, woo hoo!)